Naruto Fans- UNITE!!

Not a Naruto fan? Then I don’t care about you and you should go to and island with the other Non-Naruto fans (the other 8 people of the world), get scabies and DIE!

If you are; so whachu been up too? Naruto stuff I bet!

Since we finally have broadband it no longer takes 3 and a half hours for half a 20 minutes episode to load on YouTube.

Figure though that as soon as I can see them without wastes $500 of internet, that every other episode form about 138 is mission or only available in Spanish. My options are find another Naruto fan and suck up or learn Spanish.
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¡Naruto! estimado Naruto! ¡Cómo deseo que pueda hablar español! ¡Y entonces usted y yo sería juntos para siempre! ¡Mi Amor Eterno de Abime!


So that’s a little dodgy.

Anyway

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen… that’s Naruto related. I was crying, in pain, couldn’t breath and if I’d had a full bladder at the time I’m sure I would have wet myself

Would have. But did not.

Anyway: It’s some visionaries version of the first like 11 episode of Naruto:
Naruto: The Abridged Version

Even non naruto fans (but who cares about them) would find it funny, but wouldn’t understand the characters (because they SUCK)

The first 3:
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(Dammit! Why do I keep mistaking logs for people!

Anywho, I’m off to watch more Naruto.
Obsessed much?
Cheerio’s
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Naruto Staff Messages of the week:

Fred is a terrible name for a hospital

Be wary of the wild duck with the long onion

I’m was on my 3rd day of placement today. 3 down, 1 to go. Children I mean. Nah, I haven’t killed them yet. Just bound em up in the basement.

What did I do when I got there, I played trains. Then I read about 60 million books. Then I watched a wiggles movie. Then I sang ABC and the Gallumph song.

I could get paid for this. If I don’t kill any children first.

It been pretty good. Before this I was pretty what? What are you saying to me? You want a banana? You want to cucaracha? You want a Mexicanna? – when children spoke to me. Now I’m all:

Child …mutter mumble something arouther…

Me: OmG! Really! Wow, like I totally get exactly what you are saying!

Supersonic Child Speak.

Of course I can only drool and giggle to myself and blank walls when anyone over the age of 3 opens their mouth. But still. My new, or rather my very very old, way of understanding will come in handy for one more day at least.

Anyway, I am in semi-charge in the pre-kindy room. They are sweet and fucking retarded. One or two I am in love with though. This boy, lets call him child M, anyway, we were in the sand pit and I made a point about how much bark was in there. More bark then sand really. So I said: look at all this bark! Its not a very sandy sand. It’s more like sandy bark.

Yes it is supposed to be lame.

But I did not expect him to look at me, made this face: O.o for a millisecond and then break into giggles. He was either humouring me because my joke was so lame even a two year old understood where the punch line was or he actually got it. Either way, I love him.

Then there’s child A who just holds on to your hand for as long as she can. Which I don’t mind. She’s my little sweetheart. She’s hasn’t done one thing to shit me off yet. The rest have at some point.

Especially Child L. I would like to kill at times and hug the next
She’s an attention whore but she does anything fro attention-(am I rubbing off on them?). She’ll draw on other children’s pictures, makes a huge fuss, and breaks things… But she’s also affectionate and outgoing. If I was sitting with her and she has to leave the room and by the times she’s come back I’ve moved- you can see her visibly looking around the room for and then make a beeline for me through like 60 other children so she can sit with me. If she sees me paying a lot of attention to one child for their picture she’ll poke you, pat you and then pull you up so she can show you hers.

While Child L is the delinquent of the pre-kindy room it pretty goddamn hard to get the point of: NO!~ WTF! YOU LITTLE SHIT!’ across without using those exact words.

Unfortunately telling them off isn’t as simple as a smack upside their little darling heads.

It has to pretty much follow this rule. You say: When You… I Feel…. Because…

For example: When you run about screaming, I feel the urge to kill, because you are so fucking annoying.

On reflection I think the original when a bit more like when you scream I feel sad, because it hurts my ears. But whatever, I like mine better.

I also let one kid suffocate to death right in front of me today. How bout that. I was trying to hear what the girl next to me was saying and suddenly I hear screaming and I look up to find like six care workers running over to another kid who suffocating a poor crying boy underneath a giant gymnastics mat.

Aren’t children fun! Maybe there are picking up things from me.

The suffocated kid was all right. I think. Like, those brain cells will grow back. Right?


Anyway, Fun stuff all round.

I am too depressed and angry to talk atm. read on. I actaully sent this to channel tv for reasons that will make me cry...>>>
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Dear Channel Ten


Oh the evil that emits from your web page! Lament and woe! I get a tiny little pain between the eyes whenever I walk to near past a tv on your channel. Simply put: You are bastards.

I understand the whole: “Oh but tit comes to us is 45 episodes at a time…” thing but frankly, that’s not a good enough excuse as to what you’ve done to me.

Look, we’re all busy people, some of us have maybe 25 minutes a day granted in which to sit our ass down and watch a little anime on the boob tube. So why don’t you just stop playing with my emotions! Stop toying with me!

Why are you so CRULE?

I got up today at 6:20. I had shower. I got dressed. I got ready for Tafe and allowed myself a smile when I turn on the Tv at 7:29.
Imagine my surprise, my shock, my horror, my angry….

ONLY TO FIND A CHEAP IMPOSERTER OF ANIMATION IS NARUTOS PLACE!

I may cry.

Please, look, I’m angry. I am very angry. I would go as far as to say I am Livid! The rage is the only thing keeping me going at this moment as I don’t have my caffeine until the half hour in which I am sitting on my ass, every weekday morning, loyal as heck and WATCHING NARUTO AT 7-friggan-30!!!

7:30 is NARUTO TIME!

WHY did you take it off??? It wasn’t even the end of the season!!!! I KNOW it wasn’t! Don’t you lie to me with your high powered business suits and evil malic glint of the eyes! Don’t do that to me!

I NEED my Nartuo. I LOOK FORWARD TOO IT. I rely, on YOU, to be the beared of this glory and to be prompt and present everyday!~!

I know at least 6 other grown people who feel the same as I do. One I know goes to work a half hour earlier so he can watch Naruto there and then got to work. These are the people you are hurting! Innocent good hard working decent unstable obsessive people!


Please….. I NEED my Naruto… Bring it back…. Please…. Seriously…. I need it… In fact I want to cry. I am not ashamed of this as the love between naruto and I was pure of heart and strong a steel. All you have done by removing it from my life is stick a wedge between us. Naruto and i will be reunited one day. Weather I have to cross oceans or kill ginat fire breathing lizards in order to accomplish my quest.
But surely such a story of heard ship has won over your cold, cold hearts?

Please, all I ask of you: please bring me back my Naruto.

Or I will be forced to drastic measures.


Yours in angst
Sally

Yeah, I’m still obsessed with Naruto. But I am also bored while waiting for you tube to load episode 7. Its takes like 3 hours all of a sudden and it shits me. But I’m willing to sit on my ass for anyone, especially naruto.

I saw a really fucking weird movie last night. Nicolas cage (I seen a lot of him lately he must be following me.)
Its was called: the Wicker Man and its about this cop trying to undercover this modern day neo pagan cult town because they’ve been sacrificing people and all that jazz.

It was freaky and funny. Freaky because ppls eyes were sewn shut and this one girl apparently sits around all day covered in bees… Without her underwear… and funny because at one point Nicolas is being attacked and the camera swings up and away form the mob attacking him and you hear a big ‘Snap’ followed by a: AHHHH! Then another bigger ‘Snap’ followed by: OMG! MY LEGS!
I found this so hilarious because of the random obviousness I fell over laughing. ‘Nooo my legs!’

The ending it pretty helpless. You kind feel like you went through it for nothing but its still interesting. Sepcialy since at the end you go: omg! What utter bitchs.

…

Hehe….

‘Omg! My legs!’


It reminds me of:
“Ah! My ankle! …….Ah! My other ankle! ……..Ah! Both my ankles!”

If you don’t understand, hate or are ignorant of geeks and their toys- you’d do well to leave now.

If you are in defile- this is the entry for you.


Yeah, Its official.

I cant hide behind the awesome coolness of LOTR anymore. I cant keep up the guise of one who only hangs out with such ppl. I cant pretend I only dabble in such dark arts…

I am

a

full blown

Fan girl.

Worse yet,

I am an anime fan girl.


I am such a loser.

Oh woe betide me!

Anyway, you may ask why I have come to such a concision?
I will tell you a story. A story of darkness and seduction and a few too many shots of vodka.

One recent innocent day, I was ready to leave for the bus by a mere 15 minutes. So I, in a lapse of judgement:

(this is the part where the audience starts screaming: “OH HELL NO! Don’t do it girlfriend! I told you not too!”)

I turned ON the TV!

Fate is a cruel. And usually bored. So what should be scheduled for that VERY MOMENT when Lauren reached for the remote?

Yes. The very face of social retardation itself.
The mortal enemy of the literate apt. The seed of self-destruction and fan art.

……….Anime………...

O we’ve all be faced with such horrors. Most, are as harmless as mosquitos. They take a small does form you but leave eventually, and you don’t notice until the itching starts that its already over.
However, some, some are darker. And far more blood thirsty. Some are like leeches and will begin to drain form you without your knowing.

That day, on the day of darkness, I encountered the biggest mother fucker of a leech.

They call it:

Naruto


I didn’t notice until one morning I wake to my alarm. On a day off. At 7:30. to turn on the TV. To watch Naruto.
Because I wanted, nay, NEEDED to see who got a kunai in the face next.

Its awesome. Fight scenes? Angst? People screaming all the time? Fox demon’s in baby bellies? Yep, they got it all.

And as common knowledge goes, I have …Issues with letting go.

So now I cant stop.

The show is only on for what feels like 5 minutes a day on weekdays. That’s only 5 serves of the 24 hour needed dialis I have the need for now.

So how do I control this fix on weekends? I spent the post four-day weekend on the computer reading fanfiction after fanfiction. And trust me, they are all so very bad. Very very bad… but I cant stop. I have one open now! As I write this I am stoping at random intervals just to read on into the bad angst badness that is fanfictioN!!!!

Help me.

I had to get up today at 6. I was up until 3 am reading it last night. And rather the go to bed when get home??? I get one the computer! Because it is still more then 12 hours away from having the real thing on TV AGAIN!

S.O.S

You know how this descent into the land of sleaze, ass and 2D unrealistic but sexy characters?

Its began: with Pokemon.

I am sure of it.

Its is the eeliest I can remember being so omg! About a show. That ended thankfully and I never indulged in anything but a few merchandise and the show itself.

Then I meet evil dark hearted ppl. Who over the years introduced me to other evils, each more vile then the last. Manga. Fruits basket. Wolf’s Rain…

But this is the first time I dived in without looking where I was going. All other times I was pushed off the board, I swear!


Today all I did was draw comics of myself tackling the main characters and adoring them on page. In one I actually abandoned KYO in favour of NARUTO! WHATS WRONG!??


I need help! I NEED HELP!

Yours Truly,

Naruto Fan Girl