Awww! m cats being cute and rubbing his face all over the computer monitor... he must wnat something if he's being cute.

Anway, in less recent matters:
I don’t actually know why I’m writing a Da Journal about this… Is this actually all that’s going on in my life atm? …Meh. At least its more then what’s going on in YOURS coz your reading this!

Soooo…I have two dogs. Bonnie and Douglas.

So the Bonnie’s a whore. And Douglas is in troubles for doing her.

Geeze! I leave the house for a few hours and already the dogs are doing eachother, the pool breaks down (yes, it surley did) and Sasuke and Itachi meet up! (i wasnt expecting this for 80 more fillers!)

anywa, yes. Bonnie is tainted. Douglas got lucky.
Dad had to like actually …separate… them…

And I mean separate in the most awkward of senses.

...CREEPY!

Mum’s all distraught. She keeps hugging the dog to her and walking around the house like in TEARS sobbing: I CANT BELIVE THE DOG’S HAD SEX!

The more she said it, the less weirded out I was, and the more creeped out I became. Eventually I had to plug my ears because it was just sounding so wrong the more she said it and I was actually starting to feel so grossened out I didn’t want to touch the dogs OR mum or go outside where the act of depravity occured.

I am no prude. Its just CREEPY. Bonnie is our baby girl and Douglas is a furry twat and they are surpsoed to be bROTHER AND SISTER!
AHHHHHHH!!! 2:37 REMINDERS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

Defiantly one of the top 5 Grossed out/Don’tFuckingTouchMeYOuFuckingFreakOrIWillPun tYouInTheBabyMakers!! -moments.
So far it goes like this:

1. Watching 2:37 –reviously explained.
2. DISPOSE (Very few ppl understand this. And the few unfortunate few that do are veryunfortunate indeed.)
3. Getting any needle. I hate those things.
4. The dogs having sex.
5. and this spots a toss up between The Placenta Man (stupid sex education) and my friend explaining the details of her pap smear.

These are not final. They could be changed at any given grossed out time

Other top 5’s include: Top 5 awesome-comments-I-should-have-said-when-I-had-the-chance, Top 5 times I’ve stacked it, top 5 stupidest things I’ve EVER done, Top 5 best arguments I won, Top 5 times NARUTO Times… The list goes on.
One day I’ll list then ALL just for my sake.

Anyway, Onto the pleasntries of life:
>>>>>>>Naruto Chapter 367 Spoilers!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
Naruto’s HERITAGE REVEALED!

Namikaze Minato + Uzimaki Kushina = UZIMAKI NARUTO

*faint*

*wake*

*see’s computer screen and Faints again*

So The forth is Narutos dad? Pfft, we all saw that coming. But I don’t get where everyone got his name was Arashi Kazama from then? Since Jiriya has confirmed that is was Namikaze Minato who became the forth. Who uped and said: I know! I’ll call the Yondime: Arashi?’
Did everyone just pick up on that and assume it was true or something? Where was it written the fourth’s name was Arashi?

His moms name is Uzimaki! Ha! I always thought that if Naruto got his family name form anywhere it would have been his mother’s side.
So Kushina come’s form the former whirlpool village and Naruto’s symbole is a swirl? Damn that’s cute. He carries signs of his mum’s former village (which I assume were also sign of hers) and he doesn’t know it. Can anyone say a collective: NAWWWW!!!!

DAMN! SOMEONE DRAW MINATO, KUSHINA ND NARUTO FANART! PLEASE! OR MY HEAD A‘SPLODE!

So heres a brain fart: Tsunade also describes Kushina as a redhead. Now everyone seems bent up on wanting to somehow connect Pein to naruto since they have similarities in their appearance -(No shit ppl! This is anime. Everyone looks alike expect LEE and thats because he has GOT to be originally from Canada or something)- but my suggestion is: perhaps it possible considering Kushina came from the whirlpool village and its not concreted that Pein is from the Rain village. He’s just there atm and wearing their headband. But he is also a redhead. And if there one this to go by in family appernaces- it’s the hair colour.
Im pretty sure if we saw some pink haired guy walking down the street in the background we’d be all: HA! Sakura's Dad! And there would be no questioning.

…erhaps i just want some drama to happen? But dammit! Someone has to tell Naruto! We must see his reaction! I dotn really care WHO just ANYONE!


Pein: OmgZ!!!111 Narutoz!!111! I Am leik Totally UR Unklez! + Ur Mom Totally ish Leik ma Sista & Sooch A Ho!, Coz sh3 abandoned R VillagE and Me CozA UR DaddY -Who Ish teh 4th BTW!!!1112
Naruto: ...OMFGWTFBBQATMTRANSACTIONPMS!!!!111222 O.O!!! No WayZ!!!!?


…So there’s just a thought.

…Goddamn it! Tobi HAS to be Obito!...

>>>>>>>> Naruto chapter 367 Spoilers Over <<<<<<<<<<<<

Awww!

Can it be true…?
Is this some form of euphoric dream come reality? Yes… Yes I Believe it is…
I… I… I Believe It!

Hey world! Guess what?! Its ok guys!
America? You can stop being a bitch and relax! No- come on now. Leave Iraq alone with his antisocial self. If he wants to be a tard and horde all the petrol, you just ignore him and walk once in a while! He’ll get board in a while. Go play some contact sports outside. I think Australia and England were looking for you.
Hey! Oie! Terrorists! You can relax now!
Sars, you can stop killin and infectin now. Go tell Bird-Flu and Mad-Cow to take a break. Oh, and tell AIDS to get Cancer to stop hanging round those Cell Phone stores.
World hunger? Ok, it’s ok too show the orphans where you hid the food.
Emos, you can stop killing yourselv….

…Actually, never mind. I didn’t say anything. No seriously, Emos, it was nothing. Yeah, you go an finish yourselves off until there nothing left, just like the plan said. Yes, I’ll call you if there’s any change, bye now…

Hey everyone else! Guess what!!
JOY! EUPORIA! ORGASM! HAPPY! BLISS! EXTASY! HEAVEN! LEMMONLIME&BITTERS! HARMONY! DELIGHT! PARADISE!
ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD ONCE MORE!

!!!HE’S BACK BITCHS!!!
TOLD YA MY LOVE WOULD LAST!
Take THAT You Disapproving TV Station! No One Can Weaken My Love!

Godamn! If I could work out how to ‘enbiggen’ the font every beautiful true word would be in size 72 Underlined, Italic and BOLDed….ed!

But It’s true even if the font is unworthy and the words ar so small! No four month period can derail my LOVE! If anything, it got WORSE.
In fact, I promise you, IT GOT WORSE!

He… he came back… for me… I knew he would come Back!


At exactly 7:03 AM, on the 16th of August, 2007 a wonderful thing occurred.


Our lord and savour arose form the pile of cancelled shows!

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
~NARUTO IS BACK FOR PUBLIC VEIWING!~
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Jesus Has Nothing on Arising from the Dead Like Naruto Does! Naruto does it with Ninja Style!

I guess channel Ten finally got to my letter - (because they would have gotten mountains of hate mail when they took Naruto off on that horrible horrible day) - and when they got to my letter they realised my argument was so completely TRUE and SANE and That I wasn’t LYING about my THREATS- and decided that they knew from that moment, that they couldn’t keep Naruto and I apart any more.

Now there is at least an explanation for such crappy programming on Ten lately! They’ve been distracted trying to work out how to compensate me for my loss and grievances!

Like please, Big Brother going still? Are there anymore seasons? Is there any twats in Australia who HASN’T BEEN ON? *coughJohnHowardcough* (not that anyone wnats to see THAT!)
If BB keeps going we’ll be at the stage where going in the BB house is like requirement of life. Like school. Placed somewhere usually just after uni and before intelligence kicks in. It'll be a requirement to get jobs. Audition tapes will dampen down to photo id. The prize pool will be gift bags- of pamphlets.
Unhelpful uninteresting pamphlets that I’m sure would have nothing to do with Naruto.

The next guy to parachute into the BBhouse better have a friggan rifle or, at the very least, prepared to break necks. Now THAT is good television!

“Alex, you’ve been evicted… FROM THE LIVING!” *BANG*

“This week’s task is: surviving. Every time a housemates says something stupid, you get shot in the head- …Gretel? Yeah, we need some more intruders. 8 of the originals are already gone.”

“When a housemates does something wrong, instead of fines this year, BB is taking fingers.”

Godamn. Why do I work in Tv again?
…Oh right! The restraining order!

There is only one person I would ever watch sitting in a house (who isn’t being slaughtered) living under the command of public txt rates and some fat guy with a mic.

And that would be Naruto.
…was that a predictable answer?

You get me Naruto in a house; I’m happy. I’ll watch. In fact, hey, what the heck, I’ll bring the snacks. I’d even go as far to say I’d watch him try out for Australian Idol…. And ‘So you think you can dance’…

But Naruto is awesome so he would win all three. Then he’d be my awesome love dancing and singing in a house

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Hey! I now have a doodle project to keep me busy during ass hat tafe today! Thankyou brain! Thankyou Lord Naruto!

God damn I hate reality TV.

Why can’t they play Naruto ALL the time?
Or run the ‘spider pig song’ scene from Simpson’s over and over? That should be my next abusive letter.

One day I’ll control TV. Maybe not today, but one day.

One day…

Naruto update:
Hazzah! Today is Sasuke's birthday!
and what an ass he is. I hope he enjoys his day all injuried and the like form his fight with Deidara. There no question that Deidara is dead but we must find out about TOBI!

TOBI CAN”T DIE! Without him there is only half a series!

And what’s with the Leaders name eh? Pain? Pfft. I’d rather call him Peter.
Peter the Leader.

OHHH! I went to Avcon yesterdays. And it was orgasmic and every way and every direction and on about 8 new plains of fan lust! I gots so much Naruto Crap that I shall surely climb to a new level of obsessive awesomeness.


And for the LOVE OF GOD!

>>>>>>>>>>>>Won’t SOMEONE KILL HARRY!??<<<<<<<<<<<<<

It’s really isn’t that hard! God damn Voldamort! Pull your head out of your arse and get the JOB DONE!

If you haven’t finished the book, too bad. You belong to the 8% of the world population who hasn’t and you should be shunned and spoiler-ed for it. Even Osama has finished, and he’s in hiding. But he still made it to the bookstore at 9am. Didn’t he!

Really J K. HOUNESTLY, are you happy with you’re ending? Or was it the pressure of all the overly neurotic parents who obsessed if you so much at hinted at a bit of gore or sex? I am more then happy to deal with the no sex. Actually what little elicit hint made it into the book made me gag and dry retch- but COME ON!

“And all was well”!??

No it shouldn’t have been friggan well! It should have been: ‘Things were ok. But they could have been better since Harry was dead and everyone was still kinda morning him and all.

I wonder what happened to all those bets made over the ‘who kills Harry’? Are they null? Did the ppl get their monies back?

Stupid inappropriately named children of Harry. Spawn of Harry. Seed of the angsty idiot.

I sense angry fan art coming on….

This is now the official 72th hour.

I haven’t slept for 72 hours.

Not for any good reason mind. In fact, there no reason at all. I simply can’t. I’ve developed a sudden case of insomnia.
And it’s starting to piss me off.

Especially since I’m still on placement and I’ve missed two days which I have to make up.

I’m not tired at all. Which is what weirds me out most of all. The latest I’ve stayed up straight is like till 6pm the next day. But at least then I’m tired all day. And I’m not tired at all.

The last time I slept ended at 11 on Sunday morning. Come night I waited round like a good girl for sleep too hit me. Its went something like this:

…. Ok…. Maybe …NOW!......no? alright……Now……..noooooooooooo-OW!.....goddamn it…

Serveral hours later my (unnecessary ) alarm went off. So I decided to stay home knowing sleepy time would hit me like and hour into work.

I hung around at home waiting. And the sand man didn’t call.

So that night I was all set for a comatose experience.
And again I was denied entrance into dream land.

Those fuckers.

So the next day I got to the doctor. Because I need a medical certificate to prove I wasn’t faking anyway. She doesn’t know what to do with me since being sick could be causing insomnia or the insomnia could be making me sick or I could be a drug addict looking for fix.

So she gives me nothing and says come back if it continues.

So I go shopping on the way home, load up on nasal spray, tissues, Panadol and (in complete disregard of my doctors orders) some cheap over the counter sleeping pills.

I took everything as the packaging dictated. And fuck me, if I was still waiting at 6 am for the pills to hit me.

Nup.

Fuck. Ok, so I have learnt two things so far:
1, this is retarded.
2, I am very tired.
3, pills don’t work.
4, this sucks, because unlike all other times of sleep deprivation- there is no over-tired hysteria. Which is the ONLY thing to look forward too when your out on 8 hours of rest. The idiotic minutes of hysterical laughter simply because you saw a lamp out the corner of your eye.

Damn I miss that.

So here I am sitting in the dark waiting for something to happen.

At least I got like 30 dvd’s for ma birthday last week.

I got both chaser series, Pan’s Labyrinth, Naruto Uncut- 5 sets (drools) and I still have Some Death Note and Naruto on my computer I haven’t yet watched.

I suppose if your going to be an cranky ailing snotty nosed sleep deprived pissy insomniac; this is the way to do it.

…How long do I have before not sleeping kills me? Isn’t it like a week? Its eitehr going to be that, or all this pill popping that gets me.

If you all never hear form me again, its means i passed away due to these possible causes.

I want to be buried with my Naruto Dvds. jess can have my Chasers, Kat can have my Pan's Labyrinth, Vera can have all my Scrubs and its a free for all over eveythinge else i own.

Do Not Collect 200 dollers.
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Ok,ok,ok…
So this starts when I stole someone’s mail this afternoon right... What? You don’t get other peoples mail and open it because you can? Hm, well we do.
We get Sharon M's mail to be exact. And some other dudes- but he never got anything good so I don’t care about him- We’ve told the post office, but they don’t give a crap, and no nutters come to the door demanding his last years bills… so I’ve taken on the heavy burden of Sharon’s identity.

Isn’t that what Sharon would want? WWSD?

At least I will when Sharon gets invites that say FREE and GIFT and in bold.

Anyway, Sharon-being the cool unisex-ed named individual that they are- is on everyone’s VIP list.

It also coincided one day I should decided to open his mail thinking- ha! I’d be funny if it were money or something or something really personal.

Personal Invitations are funny enough.

It’s from some guys running free dinner, with gift and lecture on sleep. I had a look at their website and the into music made me laugh.

Them -> [link]

I think they sell beds I think…. Or drugs…. Or sleep inducing bed made of drugs.

Nevertheless…
I have full intention of going along with my ‘partner or personal guests’, eating my FREE dinner, reciving my FREE gift, and being annoying and young and carefree during the lecturing. Maybe put my feet up on some chairs. Ignore my napkin. Say “Chaaaaarrrrrmed” when introductions are made…That sort of thing.

I fully intend on taking Jess for her birthday to this thing.

It will probably be full of lots of old people as I suspect Sharon is over 60. (not for any real reason. Just cause.)

I think this is hilarious.

I have seen to many movies where this kind of thing doesn’t get you put in jail.

Is it me or am into petty crime? Not a couple of weeks ago I was in debt to the Library of the tidy sum $337

Yep! You heard me. $337.00

No, not $3.37
Not $33.07

$337.00

!THREEHUNDREDANDTHIRYSEVENDOLLERS!

For the fucking library.

For A BOOK and 7 Cds.
“Books and magazines!”

Are you impressed?
I was impressed. I was so proud. I was so shocked I started laughing. And then I couldn’t stop because if I stoped I might have thought: wait! That means I owe them money!

…haha. I still laugh. Like come on. Its was a LIBRARY!

(Also for securities sake, and that of me not being kicked out of the home:

If You’re my Mother/Father/Parental Guardian Reading this:…. That was all a lie and I never owed the library anywhere near that amount.

If you’re my sister: Don’t tell mum! Or I’ll… make up a filthy lie about you! You so know that I’m the favourite! Mum can’t live without me! So don’t think I won’t!)

…

!THREEHUNDREDANDTHIRYSEVENDOLLERS!

Anyway, that all worked out without so much as a cent paid or blow job given.
I still owe them like $87 or something though for all the trouble ad the millions of letters they sent me threatning to add anotehr 10 bucks for every item.

I ain’t paying it.

I mimed it to their security cameras.

*I’m* *Not* *Going* *2* *Pay*

If they hunt me down I’ll just have to assume a new life as Sharon M’s alter ego. Socialite extraordinar! Invited to all best the health seminars around!
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So that was fun.

Ha! At tafe we have a class I have dubbed ‘computing for the retarded’
And one of our assignments was to make an Online Blog. Teeheehee! Most ppl just said: this an entry for Tafe. I however, adore any chance to make a fool of myself and mockery of my work.

~~This is ma Blog Bitch: [link] ~~
(For once that IS actually a real url. Who knew.)

Trust me. There’s a picture of a kitten you all want to see.
I am actually graded on this! I swear!


Wow. I sound like a real douche in this entry. I mean more so then …well… in life. And everything I do.

But who cares!
I’m the one with the invites. I’m the one escaping bills (for now). And its meeee with the most awesome online single entried blog you’ll ever find!
Mwhahahahaha!

The world of the adults is great!

I should be banned from becoming 19 this year. I clearly don’t have self control. Let alone the mentality.


Naruto Obsession Update:
P.S, since I have reached the most recent episode of Naruto I have moved onwards to collecting Death Note- I still like it, but it don’t match up to my blonde demon vessel eating ramen for an entire filler.

Its is wrong I’m looking forward to October 10th because its Naruto’s birthday, more then I am for my own in June? Thats normal… right?