8 Things You Could Have Lived Without Knowing
LazyAlso because I was tagged. But mostly because you touch yourself.
You dirty freak.
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I know I’m sick when I stop speaking to myself at home. I know I’m better when I start replying to my own questions out loud.
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I want to watch ‘Evan Almighty’ -less for the fact that it will be funny and more to see a scene in which the English voice of Naruto plays the mail lady
Hell YEAH!
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When I do the washing, I never separate my colours form whites simply because one day, all my pink underwear and such came out purple. AWSOME result.
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I have never, and I swear never, Never ever ever ever ever ever ever- EVER! Tried Jalapeños.
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I am constantly aware of how much ear wax I have, and how much other ppl have. I am very persistent in cleaning my ears because I love knowing what is NOT in my ear anymore. And I WILL judge you on the amount of wax YOU have, even if you should you have barely a ounce of build up. You Filthy Filthy Whore!
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I enjoy going to the doctor and hairdresser and such simply because I like to go into places where I have an appointment.
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I enjoy ordering things or complaining over the phone because it gives me a chance to use my professional phone voice.
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I cried SO hard at the episode of Futurama when Fry's dog died. For like DAYS i was just Inconsoulable. It was... just...so... friggan... sad! Its my number 3 in Top 5 Big-ass-crys-i've-had Moments. Number 2 was when a Bat died in a book.
yes. i said Bat. Like a nocturnal mammle kinda bat. In a book. a fictiona book. A Fictional CHILDRENS book.
And I did it in public. In the middle of Italian class.
Over a bat.
OHH! And Now WATCH! WATCH as a DEFY the NORMS and END this Branch Tagging Chain right NOW simply because I HATE TAGGING OTHER PPL! OMG!
In the words of Dane Cook:
Fuck Shoes.
Devious Comments
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They all drink lemonaaaaaaaaade.... The end!
Anna cried over it though.
Hahahaaa... bat. Ah, I wish i was there now >.<
I wanna see Evan Almighty. Namely cos it's Steven Carrel
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Zed's dead, baby.
Fry was all "he lived for years after me... i bet her moved on... I'll leave him at peace."
and then Seymore was liek WAITING FOR SEVEN YEARS!!! AHHHHHGGGGG!! :Crying: I feel like crying again...
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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
ANNA is AWSOME
Anna and i shuld gte toegtehr and Cry ove rit some time.
seriosly, i feel liek cryinag again.
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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
Me: "Hello, Boost Juice Bourke St, Kenny speaking."
Customer: "Yea, I want to place a feckkin order or some shit like that..."
Me: "Certainly, Sir. And will the feckkin order be for delivery or pick-up?"
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"He's so cool and popular, you forget he's Asian!"
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They all drink lemonaaaaaaaaade.... The end!
I think your sever button hatred should be mentioned in your 8 facts
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Zed's dead, baby.
HOLY CRAP! Come to adelaide soon and we will watch it and cry kaT! i demand it!
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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
I was ordering pizza the otehr day and coz i sue to work there i knew the schedule. So i dished everything out to thsi guy whe clearly didnt know the computer very well.
in teh end i was saying: and i have a coupon for $5.95- so that shift+14. Now on the Designer (Shift+D) i would like that on the (CLA) Base with(Ce)(Ce)(Ha)(Ha)...
I LOVED that Phone Call!
Goddamn i wish i was a telmarketer!
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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
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