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TWILIGHT FAN(‘s who remember sesame street) JOKE ONLY FOLKES.

Why you ask? Because I’m a victim/fan/mental-cripple and I have MS paint.

Cookie was a fan too. And he, like us all, is OUTRAGED by the SUDDEN (extra) gayness of the cover of the newest twilight book. It makes us all super sad to witness such a BREAK IN PATTURN. Doesn’t Meyers understand that we had EXPECTATIONS!! I honestly preferred some of the fan versions.

I don’t care what relation the cover is too what’s inside the book! Even if Bella suddenly decided to break it off with Edward at the last minute- leaving him at the alter- and runs away. And then, through a serious of strange and unexpected turn of events, becomes a finalist in the ‘world champion chess tournament extravaganza!!’ And when it’s down to her and this one little Asian boy called LingPo, she spots Edward in the crowd- and realises that it was a mistake to give him up and leave it the way she did. And if she become world champion of chess- being with him will be impossible because everyone knows Meyer vampires are deathly allergic to people who are victorious at world champion chess tournament extravaganza’s. However, she really really really wants that big ass trophy- so the ultimatum is to throw the game and be with Edward? Or win the golden trophy? -which would be a really great conversation starter and fireplace centre piece…. The DRAMA!!

-But all I can about at the moment is how suddenly the chain in broken!


Also, if you understood everything up until the song cookie si singing, maybe this will jog your memory:
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:iconloud-little-thing:
I prefure it!!! XD

It leads me to belive that it will ahve a fairy tale ending or all the charaters will be on some kind of wicked trip and we find out everything tahtrs happend has been a part of that trip. and that they are all hobos with varrying mental problems.

that or meyers has a most insane sense of humour.

I think you should send this too her as a speical(ed) edition of BD.

I'd buy it.

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St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
:iconsamw61:
wooh! One buyer already!! I'm so going to make a living of this cover!!

*retires*

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LAUREN!
LAUREN YOUR WISHES HAVE BEEN (INDIRECTLY) MET!

LOOOOOOOK ----> [link]

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:iconmuffinsrule101:
-prepare for rant-
okay, yes , we all know the cover is funny loking- its digital, and not as realistic-looking. so what. its symbolyis. This cover is a lot more representative of the plot- a lot of speculation about the book can be found in the cover.liek the weak, blood colerd pawn being the human bella and the white, powerful queen beijng the vmapire bella. Also the theory that the red pawn was jacob and the white queen wwas edward. y(not my thoeries, from the podcast Imprint) etc,etcetc there were craploads of theories and THATS WHY IS GOOD. the apple, represents, temptation, yes, and ht breakign ribbion rrepresents her breaking her ties to the human world and the rose ...well its pretty. but this cover has more to do with the plot.
im done now, sorry.

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:iconmuffinsrule101:
-prepare for rant-
okay, yes , we all know the cover is funny loking- its digital, and not as realistic-looking. so what. its symbolyis. This cover is a lot more representative of the plot- a lot of speculation about the book can be found in the cover.liek the weak, blood colerd pawn being the human bella and the white, powerful queen beijng the vmapire bella. Also the theory that the red pawn was jacob and the white queen wwas edward. y(not my thoeries, from the podcast Imprint) etc,etcetc there were craploads of theories and THATS WHY IS GOOD. the apple, represents, temptation, yes, and ht breakign ribbion rrepresents her breaking her ties to the human world and the rose ...well its pretty. but this cover has more to do with the plot.
im done now, sorry

oh no, you ate my brain/

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I AM A NINJA AND DONT YOU FORGET IT!
:ninja: :katana: :ninjaeat: :ninjabattle: :ninjastar: :yakuza: :ninjadart: :meditate: :ninjaplot: :ninja:

click here to see awesome ways of killing people with popsicle sticks[link]
:iconselenamoon:
Yes! I strike again! MUA HA HA!
Huh. I always thought the white queen was Bella, and the red pawn was Renesmee or something.
And I think the flower's a tulip. A ruffled one. And I agree, it's pretty.

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:iconloud-little-thing:
why did you post that twice?

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
:iconmuffinsrule101:
oh, sorry.didn't mean to. my ocmputer is retarded soemtimes.

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I AM A NINJA AND DONT YOU FORGET IT!
:ninja: :katana: :ninjaeat: :ninjabattle: :ninjastar: :yakuza: :ninjadart: :meditate: :ninjaplot: :ninja:

click here to see awesome ways of killing people with popsicle sticks[link]
:iconwerevampiwolf:
the Twilight cover is a temptation reference, like in the garden of Eden, New Moon's cover mean nothing, Eclipse's cover is choice, and Breaking Dawn's cover is Bella's transformation from a pawn to a queen.
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:iconloud-little-thing:
Thanks for clearing that up.

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.

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