TWILIGHT FAN(‘s who remember sesame street) JOKE ONLY FOLKES.

Why you ask? Because I’m a victim/fan/mental-cripple and I have MS paint.

Cookie was a fan too. And he, like us all, is OUTRAGED by the SUDDEN (extra) gayness of the cover of the newest twilight book. It makes us all super sad to witness such a BREAK IN PATTURN. Doesn’t Meyers understand that we had EXPECTATIONS!! I honestly preferred some of the fan versions.

I don’t care what relation the cover is too what’s inside the book! Even if Bella suddenly decided to break it off with Edward at the last minute- leaving him at the alter- and runs away. And then, through a serious of strange and unexpected turn of events, becomes a finalist in the ‘world champion chess tournament extravaganza!!’ And when it’s down to her and this one little Asian boy called LingPo, she spots Edward in the crowd- and realises that it was a mistake to give him up and leave it the way she did. And if she become world champion of chess- being with him will be impossible because everyone knows Meyer vampires are deathly allergic to people who are victorious at world champion chess tournament extravaganza’s. However, she really really really wants that big ass trophy- so the ultimatum is to throw the game and be with Edward? Or win the golden trophy? -which would be a really great conversation starter and fireplace centre piece…. The DRAMA!!

-But all I can about at the moment is how suddenly the chain in broken!


Also, if you understood everything up until the song cookie si singing, maybe this will jog your memory:
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