i had No ideer what catagory in hell to put this in... Da will prolly send it to scarps in the end anyway.

Ahem..

Dear target, valley girl, portman’s, copy cat, tempt and many other stores.

You may have recently noticed several of your mannequins missing their hands. My father and i have them.
But they really were very very lonely. And you were just asking to have them taken- what with having them displayed so prominently out in the open like that. Like geeze! That’s like dangling a bloodied up, struggling, baby seal in front of a great white and NOT expecting the shark to take off your arm as well- or in this case: hand.

No before you break down crying, we aren’t going to return them. I'm not sorry. The only think i regret is all the opportunities we missed to get more and being sussed out by that guy in Cotton On. Yep, you were right cotton on guy, we DID want to steal yopur stuff- it just want the clothes like you seemed to think.

I've only painted one so far, and that was out of boredom and without a design- i can always paint over it should i feel the need.

Anyway- My father and i have found a store that SELLS them, and we no longer have a need for you any more. If we ever returned- it would be to steal clothes.

Yours insincely
Loud Little Thing

Go see my fathers hands ([link]) She ish going to be making most wonderful things with them.