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i had No ideer what catagory in hell to put this in... Da will prolly send it to scarps in the end anyway.

Ahem..

Dear target, valley girl, portman’s, copy cat, tempt and many other stores.

You may have recently noticed several of your mannequins missing their hands. My father and i have them.
But they really were very very lonely. And you were just asking to have them taken- what with having them displayed so prominently out in the open like that. Like geeze! That’s like dangling a bloodied up, struggling, baby seal in front of a great white and NOT expecting the shark to take off your arm as well- or in this case: hand.

No before you break down crying, we aren’t going to return them. I'm not sorry. The only think i regret is all the opportunities we missed to get more and being sussed out by that guy in Cotton On. Yep, you were right cotton on guy, we DID want to steal yopur stuff- it just want the clothes like you seemed to think.

I've only painted one so far, and that was out of boredom and without a design- i can always paint over it should i feel the need.

Anyway- My father and i have found a store that SELLS them, and we no longer have a need for you any more. If we ever returned- it would be to steal clothes.

Yours insincely
Loud Little Thing

Go see my fathers hands ([link]) She ish going to be making most wonderful things with them.

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i know! thats my dilemma. I wnat to do it and leave a witty if disemboddied gift to the world- but i also wanna be a selfish selfish whore and horde all of my trophies under my bed and giggle madly to myself at night in assurance that no one by me has them.

Problematic.

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
:iconveraada:
Hahahhaa. Maybe if we made... 2 of all the ones we gave away?

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Zed's dead, baby.
:iconloud-little-thing:
maybe if we ever hit a real easy ass store again. Just like once more, for old timey sake, i would do it. and i would so wait somewhere watching and waiting and taking mental notes... just like the photo booth girls, remember??

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
:iconstayfrostysparky:
Damn straight, woman.

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"He's so cool and popular, you forget he's Asian!"
:iconstayfrostysparky:
As opposed to "Damn! Straight women..."

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"He's so cool and popular, you forget he's Asian!"
:iconloud-little-thing:
I 'LOL' and i 'LOL' untill i cant Lol anymore.

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
:icondoodlebawwwg:
Love the blue swirlies, deary!

I still don't have a mannequin hand. =(

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I'm arresting you for theft of a motor vehicle, resisting arrest... and driving like a div.
:iconloud-little-thing:
we shall aquire you your own mannequin hand! do not worry!

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
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I WAS but now I cant cos I have no money. :(

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They all drink lemonaaaaaaaaade.... The end!
:iconloud-little-thing:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1!!!! NO MORE REASON TO LIVE! *throws self out of the nearest widnow*

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.

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