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All Hands In by ~Loud-Little-Thing:iconLoud-Little-Thing:

Categories Traditional Art > Sculpture > Miscellaneous

©2007-2009 ~Loud-Little-Thing
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i had No ideer what catagory in hell to put this in... Da will prolly send it to scarps in the end anyway.

Ahem..

Dear target, valley girl, portman’s, copy cat, tempt and many other stores.

You may have recently noticed several of your mannequins missing their hands. My father and i have them.
But they really were very very lonely. And you were just asking to have them taken- what with having them displayed so prominently out in the open like that. Like geeze! That’s like dangling a bloodied up, struggling, baby seal in front of a great white and NOT expecting the shark to take off your arm as well- or in this case: hand.

No before you break down crying, we aren’t going to return them. I'm not sorry. The only think i regret is all the opportunities we missed to get more and being sussed out by that guy in Cotton On. Yep, you were right cotton on guy, we DID want to steal yopur stuff- it just want the clothes like you seemed to think.

I've only painted one so far, and that was out of boredom and without a design- i can always paint over it should i feel the need.

Anyway- My father and i have found a store that SELLS them, and we no longer have a need for you any more. If we ever returned- it would be to steal clothes.

Yours insincely
Loud Little Thing

Go see my fathers hands ([link]) She ish going to be making most wonderful things with them.

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~RohanElf Oct 25, 2007, 2:41:23 AM
Ahahaha we just take them from school, I used to say 'Mr Reade! I'm taking your hands!' and he was like 'Ok be good to them!' one is now attached to Dann's wall and is where his mobile sleeps at night.

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They all drink lemonaaaaaaaaade.... The end!
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~Loud-Little-Thing Oct 25, 2007, 3:02:40 AM
LOTI. Well here in Ass-alaid we have to steal from department stores to make our artistic dreams a relaity.
Come back and steal with us!!!

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
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~RohanElf Oct 25, 2007, 3:25:37 AM
Hahaha I so want to too man!!!

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They all drink lemonaaaaaaaaade.... The end!
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*VeraAda Oct 25, 2007, 4:14:24 AM
Funkyyyy!
I'm not gonna draw patterns on the hat-rack ones. But I may draw some on the other ones, once i'm on holidays :P

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Zed's dead, baby.
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~stayfrostysparky Oct 25, 2007, 5:01:30 AM
There is a blue swirly hand. Blue. Swirrrrrly.

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"He's so cool and popular, you forget he's Asian!"
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~Loud-Little-Thing Oct 25, 2007, 5:08:24 PM
or is it SWIRLY and BLUE!! dun dun DUN!!

...no, you were right the fisrt time. the blue came before the swirly.

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
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~Loud-Little-Thing Oct 25, 2007, 5:11:55 PM
we should have a MANNEQUIN DAY!@!!!! dude, how much fun would it be to paint a whole mannequin for no reason?? we could replace body parts with otehr shit!! the mannequine with teh dominat claw!

you know what i want to do?? get a hand, clean it up, put it in a box, wrap it up nicely and leave it somewhere witha note inside thats ays: 'just in case you needed a hand ~:heart:'.

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
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~Loud-Little-Thing Oct 25, 2007, 5:16:42 PM
you are coming down some time soonish thou arnt cha?? like jan? dunno where i heard that rumor. is it true?

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The first recorded instance of the ‘Slow Clap’ occurred when Jesus brought Lazarus back to life.
St Peter thought it was appropriate at the time.
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*VeraAda Oct 25, 2007, 9:04:21 PM
Haha yeah! We should come back to that warehouse a lot...
Of course painting a mannequin would be fun. Remember Beth's major? :P
I dunno, I can't part with a hand once I've cleaned it up etc :P

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Zed's dead, baby.
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